What would you be willing to do for a lifetime supply of Caramel DeLites? Me? I'd give up every single one of my friends. I'd sell my parents into indentured servitude. I'd be celibate for the rest of my life.
Americans bought over 200 million boxes of Girl Scout Cookies last year. This is one aspect of our gluttony that I talked about previously that actually gets put to use.
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I find your listed sacrifices to be preposterous.
I prove this statement with Exhibit A. You gave me a box of cookies and you actually let me eat a few before you devoured the rest.
If your statements were true, I would have only seen an empty box, if that.
Case closed.
Verdict...you're completely absurb and I declare you a 'fatty' cleverly disguised within a physically lean avatar.
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