Monday, June 8, 2009

My Father's Membership Certificate

Mostly so that I have access to them online, here are pictures of my father's Membership Certificates into Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Incorporated

From Renarudo's Random Ramblings


From Renarudo's Random Ramblings


From Renarudo's Random Ramblings


From Renarudo's Random Ramblings


From Renarudo's Random Ramblings

Saturday, June 6, 2009

For I am Ren, and I am Man

Did my man duties around the house today and constructed a grill out of ram iron and steel for my mother and father.

After leaving the foundrey I have set up in the basement, I was left with these raw materials



Behold! I was even considerate enough to leave instructions for my heir, if he ever wished to duplicate his father's fine work.



I also supplied plastic so that he might suffocate himself if he was not up to the task of crafting a similar vessel of creating delicious meat meals.



There are even STICKERS! Yes, for those not intelligent enough to grasp my master of the metals, I included detailed descriptions of each piece. Lo, my brilliance will shine on the world for an eternity.

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5 hours and 2 total reconstructions later
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BEHOLD! FOR I AM MAN.



-Best Fucking Believe