Saturday, June 6, 2009

For I am Ren, and I am Man

Did my man duties around the house today and constructed a grill out of ram iron and steel for my mother and father.

After leaving the foundrey I have set up in the basement, I was left with these raw materials



Behold! I was even considerate enough to leave instructions for my heir, if he ever wished to duplicate his father's fine work.



I also supplied plastic so that he might suffocate himself if he was not up to the task of crafting a similar vessel of creating delicious meat meals.



There are even STICKERS! Yes, for those not intelligent enough to grasp my master of the metals, I included detailed descriptions of each piece. Lo, my brilliance will shine on the world for an eternity.

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5 hours and 2 total reconstructions later
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BEHOLD! FOR I AM MAN.



-Best Fucking Believe

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