Disclaimer:
The views expressed in this entry are not an attack on America, but rather a criticism of the faults of its society as seen by the author. The author does not claim to be an expert in this field of sociology, and is merely putting together observations from their limited life experience. The author wishes to convey that the criticism conveyed in this entry is merely out of love for America in the hopes that the few people who come across this post might be influenced or inspired to change themselves, their community and/or their country for the better.
Furthermore, if you're seriously that offended, at least have the decency to navigate away from the page and go about your life instead of giving me grief about why there is a stick up your bum.Everyone in this country has an opinion, and we usually think that everyone who doesn't think like us is wrong.
From the time we're kids, we're taught "Clean your plate" and "Think of the starving kids in Africa" and "Don't waste food". I totally disagree with this method of thinking for a number of reasons.
I was at Applebee's with my lady the other week, and I ordered a regular salad and the appetizer platter. The meal came out to about $22 dollars, and we had enough to bring home and snack on the next day (Ren:
For the record, that Apple Walnut Grilled-Chicken Whatever The Heck It Is Salad at Applebee's should be illegal for being so damn delicious).
I eat at Applebee's often since it is right around the corner from my girlfriend's house, and I know from prior dining experiences that they serve hefty portions in their meals. If I was to order an appetizer, an entree and a dessert, I'd definitely have way too much food to eat in one sitting.
Three courses probably work in European countries as a meal, but with American-sized portions, it's a waste of food. Honestly, there's no way I have room for a pasta after having Honey BBQ Wings, Mozzarella Sticks and an immensely unnecessarily large salad.
In many cases across the country, however, it all gets eaten. In America, we have a problem with moderation, we have a problem with excess, and we have a
major problem with portion control. Simply put, we see something on our plate, and we eat it.
We see something in a package, and we eat it. Does anyone except me realize that most store-bought drinks contain servings for TWO people? That 16 oz Snapple® is supposed to be shared with another person, damnit. (Ren:
Social experiment. Go up to someone in public and ask them to split their soda with you because they're only supposed to have 8 oz, and see what happens). Worse yet, some SODAS some in 21 oz, which is about 2 and a HALF servings.
I have a bag of Lays® potato chips sitting on my desk, and the damn thing says "Serving size 1 oz (about 15 chips)". Then on the line below it, it says "Servings Per Container: About 11".
In one afternoon of sitting at my desk and watching TV, I just half this damn bag. At 190 calories a serving, I just gave myself 1140 or so calories in JUNK, when I'm supposed to have a 2500 calorie a day diet. Now, even though I'm a sensible person, many people would eat the whole damn bag, have it with some soda or ice cream or a Twinkie® or some other method of Diabetes Injection™.
This blog is long overdue: I wanted to write it since Thanksgiving, a perfectly American Holiday. A Holiday where we give thanks by eating as much as humanly possible, and sleeping it off. A Holiday where we celebrate by indulging in the sin of Gluttony, but hide it under being thankful for the companionship of the evening.
A Holiday that is oversexed in its own endeavors, quickly eclipsed by its overtime follow-up "Black Friday", where patrons line up as early as 10pm on Thursday to wait until 5am when they can get "deals" and such as 20% off some random electronic they probably didn't need anyway.
So to recap, in two days we over-eat and over-spend. One of these days is a National holiday, and most employers give both of them off, by the way. November quickly comes to an end, and then we, as the Greedy Americans we are, proceed to spend the rest of the month shopping. Shopping. Shopping. And
Shopping. That's all December is; A ClusterF&$K to debt and unnecessarily trivial things.
But who am I to blame? We're America(ns), damnit, and we deserve bang for our buck. Spending only 4 dollars on a Big Mac is a bargain, so
why not eat the whole damn thing? It's only 550 or so calories. Don't even mention the fries or the Coca-Cola®. Spending $8 on a platter at a restaurant is a steal, so we eat the whole thing. This perpetuates itself throughout our daily lives, and we end up exceeding our caloric intake and not working it off.
Obesity In America reports that "Between 1980 and 2000, obesity rates doubled among adults. About 60 million adults, or 30% of the adult population, are now obese."
Wow. Give it a wig, slap on some lipstick, and give Piggy Palin a kiss, because that's disgusting. No wonder sex sells; most people are buying into an image that they wish they had (Ren :
Hmm, that's another post I'll probably not get to until around March).
Everywhere we eat, we get wagons of food shoved in our faces. We even have contests on July 4th to determine who the Hot Dog Eating Champion will be (Ren:
Regardless of how angry I am in this post, I still feel that Joey Chestnut is an American Hero). "Eating" is a friggin sport, with sponsors and contracts
And we wonder why the rest of the planet hates us.
And then there is lovely capitalism. Granted, because of capitalism I can enjoy Sony® Playstation™, Dell® Laptops and the Apple® iPhone™, but our predisposition towards overconsumption tends to reflect in impulse purchases.
Americans Love Stuff, 'nuff said.
We love our stuff, and damnit, don't try to take it away. Don't tax us, don't bother us, and let us have our stuff (but also give us good governmental services and everything else we want).
I have no idea what the tax rate is in America, but it's not nearly high enough. We have too much stuff in our lives that we don't need, and Americans are only patriotic some of the time.
That's truly why I hate America(ns). The xenophobic mentality that anything foreign is wrong and the hoarding of everything from food to natural resources is really why everyone else hates us as well.
What's the point of this blog other than pointing out the obvious? Well
some Republican in Massachusetts won the Senate seat that was left vacated by the late Senator Ted Kennedy, and now Health Care won't exist anymore, so I'm getting out all my preemptive anger now.
I hate the Republicans for their ignorance and I hate the Democrats for their arrogance. I hate that I live in a country with the lowest average life age of all industrialized nations. I hate the fact that there are still people in this country so ignorant in their convictions that they believe lies and debauchery, and don't hold anyone accountable for much anymore.
I have no faith in politics, I have no faith in my government to do what it needs to do to protect me and ensure my health and safety, and I have no faith in the vast majority of the people that live in this country.
Americans don't want to be taxed cause we like our stuff, and we expect things to just work. This country hasn't sacrificed since World War II, the overwhelming majority of this country takes showers too often and for too long, wastes food, wastes water, drives around too much and too far with too few people, doesn't care about anything outside of their locus of knowledge and in general thinks everything is ok.
Obama said a couple years ago that we have to make sacrifices, and 20 people listened to him. Don't start complaining now.